a-tricky-thing: noregrets—noapologies: I swear i wasn’t trying to die I just wanted to see what my pulse looked like from the inside.
attractive- person: i wish i was attracti-
me: get out
The Tales of a Stray Otaku: HOW TO MAKE A... →
kenezbian: FIRST YOU GET TWO BREADS BUTTER THAT SHIT OR USE MARGARINE, WHATEVS, I DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS BUT YOU GOTTA LUBRICATE YOUR BREADS PLOT TWIST BUTTER SIDE DOWN FOOLS PUT CHEESE ON IT I USED COLBY JACK CUZ IT’S WHAT I HAD IN THE DAMN HOUSE IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE…
ricksantorummpreg: veggietalesyaoi: Z IS N FLIPPED SIDEWAYS
This is no such thing as gay rights. Rights don't...
double-takee: the only sport i do is when i bring groceries in and it’s called how many bags can i take with one hand so i don’t have to go back and get more
mincinno: if i lay here if i just lay here would you lie with me and watch anime
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.– Morticia Addams (via tiedyedlove)
The feeling when you make plans, get excited, and...
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